So things are pretty simple these days just sitting back enjoying life with my wonderful girlfriend and not worrying about on coming invading penguin army’s helps a lot damn little fuzzy buggers thinking they can take over the world and shit when they know there ment for cold weather grrrrr.
-Tyrant
ok so no one gave me anything to rant about or ANYTHING comon people get them gears greased and get ready for some fun tho on a really awesome note my friends the genuine wankers are now back in bizz so check thos crazy mother fuckers out
-Tyrant
ok so Gabe via my face book page wanted me to rant about buying alchole for miners…. hmm well i guess people could do that i mean there down there in those tunnels all day and night working there ass’s of to mine various helpful things so i guess we could repay them buy going to a liquor store and getting them some good old fire water tho there job is dangerous as it is should they really be drinking on the job?? probably not so everyone think this over carefully before yo go by liquor for miners i mean the poor guys could get aggresive and start swinging there picks at people that just wouldnt be good. thanks for the topic Gabe hope this was too your liking.
-Tyrant
soooooo i dropped the ball a little bit last post when i mentioned the penguins they were never mad at the new world countrys they just really wanted to get the japanes and i guess there armys are still moving forward with that plan there about 4 million strong good luck you fluffy little basterds and the whole mexico thing yeah that was just them wanting to come to canada for vacation but the heat got to em.
so tell me readers whos side are you on will you : A. choose to side with the penguins or B. side with the japs he toyota penguin slicer making the penguins there test dummies??
-Tyrant
hey readers im back im truly sorry it took so long for me to reply i was pre occupied helping Sam and Dean Winchester safe the world from the devil any way ALOT has gone down sence me last post one im no longer with Tatyana witch sucks alot cuz i miss her like crazy but oh well her loss 
after her i dated a girl from one of my previous posts named Jamie that didnt last long lol in between her and Tatyana there was almost a whole year! where i didnt date any one i also hav jumped around jobs and blah blah blah but who fucking cares right my life sucks what ever lol i take comfort in knowing some where theres some one worse 
so enough about my boring shit lets see …. oh the penguins decided it wasnt worth the journy and from there homes to here to come kill us mostly cuz the younger greenhorns were bitching and complaining cuz it would be really warm cuz they had to travel thru Mexico so they forgave and forgot so all is at peace with the fluffy little tux wearing bastards.
any way im off to save the world once again but this time from giant rouge Unicorns wish me luck 
-Tyrant
ok so its been for eer sense i wrote last and new shit includes awesome band stuff and I FINALLY HAE A GIRL FRIEND her name is Tatyana Kitchen and she is the most amazingly beautiful girl i have ever met in my life and i actually love her soooooooooo much ore then any one or any thing i also have my own appt now so life is so amazing right now
ok so its been like 4 months since i posted an ad so im gonna try and make up for it kay so her i go ….well i lost my job and took 2 months to get a new one and during that time i had my heart ripped out a few times and i quit my band but joined a new one right after and this band is sooo much better that the last one were going to be playing a music fets in Montreal on may 1st and were recording an album soon as well things are pretty good right now excet im still singel witch i rather dislike…..meh what can ya do…
on a lighter note it would appear that penguin army’s have been slowly moving toward japan seems there not to happy about the Japanese plans to start using them as test dummies for there new life of car called the “Toyota penguin slicer” just more proof that you should NEVER FUCK WITH PENGUINS!!!!!
-Tyrant
hey hey all its been a while seince my last post so im gonna try to make this one good, first of all i just wanna start by saying that after almost 2 months of being unemployed i finally have a new job…but its kinda the same job i had only at a different store lol so yeah i work at Tim Hortons Main ST now im moving up in the world now lol.
so the other day i went to the mall with my friends Emily,Tracy and Lindsay(yes the one i went on a date with) and i really dont remember the point of going but we all got hungrey and went to the food cort , emily wanted me to get her food for her and she wanted it form Manchu wak so i was like ok cool what do ya want and she said either Pinapple chicken or meatballs , so i went over and waited in line for a bit and when it was my turn i asked her to give me some pinapple chicken and she looked and me weird and pointed at the meat balls and said “Meebawl!?!” and i was like “no pinapple chicken” and she pointed again and was like “Meebawl” now at that point i was just annoyed so i was like “NO PIAPPLE CHICKEN!” and ya know what she said………..”MeeBawl!?!?” then she called some one over and i told them what i was ordering and they were like “oh we dont have a the pinapple cheeken here” so i was like “fine then MEATBALLS”
god i am not racist at all but i do think that if your gonna go to another contenent to start a bizzness then you should at least learn to speak the fucking mother toung of that place.
Tyrant
ok so i went to my friend justins this weekend for his birthday party .it was quiet fun we jammed for a bit when i got there witch is something we havent done in a long while and then cameron and brent came over and we ended up haveing a ferbreez fight then at about 1am when we were al ready to go i found a twister board so naturally we had to play it . the first round ended up with brent basically riding justin witch was funny as hell and the secound match ended with justin and his girlfriend jamie…justin won both rounds
Tyrant
ok so iv found out that its not going any where with lindsay but im cool with that shes a really awesome girl and shell be a good friend and she can totally do way better then me anyway and i hope she does.
Tyrant
